Coventry named as top holiday destination
(headline in today’s Coventry Telegraph)
Ahhh - Yesss! I've spent many a happy ten minutes soaking up the sun in the trendy, fun-filled Costa del Walsgrave, feasting on the local delicacy, the quaintly named Pork Batches, and taking selfies of me and mine with the statue of the Local Celebrity, (an eleventh century upper-class poll tax protester with a penchant for getting her kit off) and wandering awestruck through Coventry's shining example of 20th century architectural and artistic excellence known as the new Cathedral, aptly dedicated to St Michael, the patron saint of undergarments.
Then we can recommend the celebrated Tour of the Ruins – both those which Goering destroyed (the old Cathedral) and those which the Council Planning Department destroyed (the rest of the city centre.)
The shopping experience is breathtaking. Visit the exotic Stoney Stanton Road. Here, you can easily buy as many saris, burqas , jellabas, any other exotic clothing you might happen to need., a range of Oriental sweetmeats guaranteed to pile the pounds on, and blingy gold and jewellery by the hundredweight, guaranteed to get you mugged the moment you go out wearing it. Meanwhile the kids can have hours of fun playing Spot the White Man.
If you crave a bit of excitement, you can try a circuit of the Ring Road. A 10-15 minute thrill-packed ride, ending up back where you started. Or in A and E. Or possibly somewhere more permanent. You don’t get that kind of buzz at Alton Towers.
All in all, Cov is up there with the coolest holiday resorts in the country. Grimsby, Barnsley, Accrington, immediately spring to mind.. So next time you want a break you’ll never forget, remember our slogan. Don’t Book it – Fook it!