Item: We sold a book this morning. Called “ The Best of Laurel and Hardy” . Nothing unusual in that.
The buyer? HM Foreign and Commonwealth Office.
Item: – I must confess to having a giggle at the headline in yesterday’s Sunday Times, which read “ Gordon Brown wants Balls for Chancellor”.
And Arse for Foreign Secretary, Dick for Minister of Education, and Armpits for Minister of Health, no doubt. Is the man so arrogant that he thinks he can run the whole country on his own?